Reasons I hate my life...,

So, I'm going to use this blog as an outlet. Expect a lot of venting.

In that vein, I'm creating a reoccurring post called "Reasons why I hate my life." Optimistic, I know. Anyway, each time I post one of these, I'll give a new reason. If this sounds depressing to you, too fucking bad. Stop reading my blog.

So... reason #1,

Every time I see there's a new message in my email inbox, I get really excited because I think it might be someone responding to one of the dozens of resumes I've sent out in the past couple of weeks. Every time, it's something else, usually something really pointless. Today it was coupons to Party City. What the fuck do I have to celebrate???